Are chopping wood and starting a fire common activities in the metropolitan area where you live?
Slap that first fucker that ventured on land from the ocean. Let humanity be mermaids.
Consider instituting a “read only reddit” policy
One should also log-out of Reddit if possible.
You can say “nice dick” you know, it counts.
Books not ok?
You have a very wild fantasy of what a non-programmer is.