You can always spot an American because they’re so fuckin scared of everything. Look, this one’s scared of his own shite 😂

Knipex Cobras. It’s like being able to pinch anything with a force of about ten tons per square inch, they’re indispensable

Are you fuckin reading that number, Edinburgh council?!?

Not one single actual Italian gives a flying fuck how you eat anything, as long as you eat enough.

The only “Italians” who say this shit are people that claim to be Italian because their great great great great grandfather once got a hand job in a Fiat 500

the session at times degenerated into name-calling, fearmongering and outright lying. The two candidates traded insults, incited anti-China sentiment, differed over women’s rights and whether the country is facing an invasion by hordes of violent, pet-eating criminal immigrants, and agreed on backing the genocidal regime in Israel. There was little articulation by either candidate of a coherent vision for the country.

That’s exactly how the world saw this, spot on mate 😂 I think they need to look up the definition of “debate”

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Soooooo many pretentious replies in this thread, they’re always the same.

Fuck that boring crap, start with good old light-hearted fiction.

Try -

The One Hundred Year Old Man Who Climbed Out Of A Window And Disappeared

The Breach by Travis Lee

The Dublin Trilogy by Caimh McDonnell (all 5 of them, dear god they’re hilarious)

The Girl With All The Gifts

Invasion by DC Alden

A Man Called Ove by Fredrik Backman (Anxious People is amazing too)

Wayward Pines by Blake Crouch (Recursion too)

The Idiots’ Club by Tony Moyle

And of course, The Internet Is A Playground by David Thorne

Waaaaaay more entertaining than all the classics mentioned, a very small selection of contemporary authors are vastly superior to the writers of yesteryear

Edit - downvoted by the wanks that think reading George Orwell makes them clever lmao. Once you get over 30 you realise that books are for entertaining, not to leave on your coffee table to try to seem interesting

Christ aye, the last time I had Optical Catheters was an experience I won’t forget for a long time

How the actual fuck did you expect people to know that? 😂

I haven’t used anything other than 1337x for years now, it’s very active

Christ on a bike, this comment reads like I’m having a stroke

Yeah that’s why I specified modern countries, Klaus 😂

It’s not just the UK that nobody needs a plunger, it’s every modern country except the US. Their plumbing is a century out of date and they eat ultra-processed junk

A recipe for dis-ass-ter

Oh do be quiet, there are adults talking.

Yeah I’ve never had to use anything other than MAM and Mobilism.org and nobody mentioned either

Mobilism has been my first choice for over a decade, then if I can’t find it, MAM and leave the pc on for 72 hours lol

I did see spam once in 1987

The comments from obvious teenagers on 1337x on pretty much every torrent suggests that a lot of people do this

It’s got to be ham and cheese. No matter where you go, usually two out the three will be excellent, so a good sandwich is easily available

France - Amazing bread, amazing cheese, good ham

Spain - Crap bread, reasonable cheese, world class ham

UK - crap bread, world class cheese, good ham

Germany - world class bread, good cheese, amazing ham

America - bread that has to be called cake in other countries because of the sugar content, homogenised dairy product, and chlorine-washed minced pork-amalgam

Ah shit it was going so well

I suspect this will be a controversial comment

If you’ve ever met King Charles, you’ll know that’s exactly how he pronounces “house”

My brain got stuck on if the past tense of take is took, the past tense of make must be mook